There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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