My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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