please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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