It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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