Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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