I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
the gays at disneyland are vicious
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
