i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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