either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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