I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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