He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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