So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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