so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
he fucked my hip out of place.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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