Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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