Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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