hotel room ftw
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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