you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
