I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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