Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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