So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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