what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Randomize
