Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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