Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
