Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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