We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
