1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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