Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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