NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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