Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
