just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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