whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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