Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Is it penis luge time yet?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
sex on a bike is impossible
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