he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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