you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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