So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I met the friendliest cop last night
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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