"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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