i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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