I want to have your abortion
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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