Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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