is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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