if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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