used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Blood and glitter go together right?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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