I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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