Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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