she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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