The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Sorry about my life...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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