is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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