All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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