This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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