I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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