It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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