new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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