If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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