You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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